going to ignore the fact that you think you have something there.
I’m also going to ignore the fact that you are a human on this planet.




we never met.
i just got asked out on a date and i don’t even know what to say because i don’t even know what to do because i have never even been asked out on a straight up date before and now i am freaking out because it is one of my very good guy friends and i can’t do that i am on too much adderall and espresso and i will not use a period until i am done freaking out which is right now i’m going to go smoke a cigarette and everything will be fine period.